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Want to see an entertaining television show? Tune into Billy the Exterminator on the A & E network. Billy works at VexCon, a family run (his family) exterminating business in Louisiana. Each episode he is on a quest to rid people of every kind of pest imaginable.
Being set in the state of Louisiana, makes going out to catch unwanted gators a regular occurrence. On most shows, Billy catches the unwanted creatures (or tries to) & then relocates them to a good spot in the wilderness. The only time I have actually seen him kill the pests has been when they are insects.
In almost every relocation, whatever the beast, has attacked Billy once it is released. He regularly get bloodied by bites & scratches.
The family aspect of the show provides almost as good amusement as the animals. Billy's mom & dad run the company, his wife works in the office, and his troubled brother works with him on calls. Their family may rival the Osbournes in dysfunction & gives the show a great dynamic.
So if your bored and want to see a heavy metal exterminator get bitten, stung, scratched, or fall through an attic roof, turn your TV to Billy the Exterminator.

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